“Read My Hairline! NOT GUILTY!”

September 27, 2007 / Posted by:
Miss Vivica A. Fox pleaded not guilty today for two misdemeanor drunken driving charges. Homegirl was busted last March. The 42-year-old faces 6 months in the slammer and a $1,000 fine if convicted.
Vivie was arrested after she passed up a cop car on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles. She was going 80mph in her Escalade. 80?!  That's it. I've blown 100 on that highway. Shit, I shouldn't have said that.
Viv also failed a breath test. That's right Vivi! You are not guilty. You were eating poppy seeds that night! Oh that's drugs. Um…she was rinsing her mouth out with Listerine right before, yeah that's it.  
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