Paris Hilton has a new perfume out called Eau De Wonk. No, it’s called “Can-Can” and it’s inspired by the movie Moulin Rouge. Bitch should’ve called it “Cunt-Cunt.” What the hell does Moulin Rouge smell like anyway?! That is the dumbest inspiration for a perfume I’ve ever heard.
ETOnline also has a behind-the-scenes video of skank Paris shooting her new ad for the stink water. Watch Paris as she struggles between her “deep voice” and her “baby voice.” She’s like a fuglier, sluttier and wonkier Sybil.