Is Michael Jackson A Married Woman?

September 27, 2007 / Posted by:
Sorry ladies, gents and kids out there! Miss Jacko may be off the market! The National Enquirer has found real estate documents that claim Jacko is married to his nanny. There were rumors late last year that Jacko was going to marry the nanny, Grace Rwaramba. Sources close to Jacko say that he has married her in Las Vegas earlier this year.
A source said, "'Grace… is one of his dearest friends. She is one of the few people who stood by his side through all of his problems – including the child molestation trial in 2005."
Jacko has been married twice before. Once to Lisa Marie Presley and again to that bundle of sexiness, Debbie Rowe.
I hope Grace is getting PAID, because money is the only reason to marry that quack. Even then! It's like you're making a pact with the devil. Not all the heroin and OxyContin in the world can keep you sane around his mess. Good luck to you Grace. I'm sure you'll be trying to sell your story in a couple of years.
Above are some shots from October's L'uomo Vogue starring Miss Jacko. 
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