September 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
43-year-old Tatyana Barabanova from Russia is no joke. She gave birth to her 12th child the other day. Her new daughter, Nadia, weighed in at a measely 17 pounds, 1 ounce. Don't worry, Tatyana's vagina didn't suffer too much damage. Nadia was delivered by c-section.
She said, “I ate everything, we don’t have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes."
Tatyana's last kid was born at 11 pounds. Damn! She's popping out ready made Sumo wrestlers.
Nadia was still not big enough to beat the World's record. In 1879 a woman gave birth to a 23 pound baby in the US. The baby died 11 hours later.
The average baby weighs around 7 pounds and 6 ounces.
My insides hurt just thinking about it and I don't even have ovaries. She basically gave birth to Nicole Richie! I'm almost tempted to send Tatyana some food, because those babies are going to turn on her if she ever runs out.