September 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
File this under: You probably don't give a fuck, but I do so deal with it!
Melissa Joan Fart (typo but I'm keeping it) aka Sabrina the Teenage Witch is 3 months knocked up with her second kid. She has a son named Mason with husband, Mark Wilkerson.
A source told Star Magazine, "She's happy and healthy. Everything is going great. Everyone is thrilled."
Remember when she was best friends with Britney back in the day? Melissa needs to call that girl up and tell her what's what. I love Melissa, because she makes me feel like it's 1996 all over again. I just want to put on my BOSS t-shirt and rock out to Be My Lover by La Bouche.