September 26, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Heidi Montag of "The Hills" has some shocking news for you. She's had her schnoze and tits done! DUH! 21-year-old Heidi spoke to UsWeekly and confessed what we've already known.
“I’ve always been very insecure about my body. My whole life, I looked at my chest and was like, OK, they’re going to grow. This is my year! And it never happened. I was less than an A-cup. I wore pushup bras, which cut into my skin. If I was with a guy and there was a girl next to me with big boobs, I would be like, Oh, my God, he’s looking at her! On the beach, if I was standing next to a girl with big boobs, I’d be like, I hate her! I hated my nose too. I have my dad’s nose, which is huge. It took up so much of my face, when I looked down, I could see my nose. I couldn’t get away from it!”
Heidi says she was teased about being flat-chested and having a big nose all her life. She also said her boyfriend Spencer did not pressure her into having surgery.
She goes on to say she was willing to die in order to have fake breasts.
“I woke up, and it was like Christmas: I was a nervous wreck, but I was just so excited at the same time. Spencer said, “I’m so proud of you.” It was like he was wishing me well off to school: “Love you! Bye!” But surgery is a very big deal. Right before I went in, I was like, What if I don’t wake up? Oh, this is scary. Then I thought, I don’t care. If I don’t wake up, it’s worth it. I just wanted it so badly.”
The plastic surgeon should've put the silicone implants into her skull instead of her chest. She could use a little help in the brain department. Die for fake titties? Nimrod, if you die you can't enjoy your fake titties anyway! Maybe she's thinking with the implants she'll look hotter in the bikini she wants to be buried. I mean you just know she wants to be buried in a bikini.
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