Broken Silence

September 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Tom Cruise and company were finally allowed to film parts of their Nazi movie, 'Valkyrie' in Berlin and Tommy Girl wanted a moment of silence to pay tribute to the anti-Nazi heroes they portray. This moment of silence was broken when one of the crew members laid a fart. 
A source on set said, "Fortunately the mystery gassy man didn't completely ruin the touching gesture. Quite rightly, Tom is furious. We were filming at the Bendler Block in Germany where the anti-Nazis were executed." 
A little fart never hurt anyone! When you gotta blow, you gotta blow. Tommy Girl acts like he never queefed during butt sex which you know he has. Nothing breaks the mood like a wet queef.
Thanks islandgirl
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