September 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jessica Biel is in talks to play Wonder Woman in the Justice League of America movie. The all-star superhero geek-fest will also star Batman, Aquaman, Superman and The Flash.
Producers are apparently trying to cast the film quickly and go to production before any strikes go down.
Bitch is even too manly to play Wonder Woman. She should play She-Hulk. Just throw some baby diarrhea on her and she's good to go. No prosthetics needed.
There's only one WW and that's Lynda Carter! I'd rather see Lynda's old, political ass dodging invisible bullets than Jessica's! Fuck, they'd be better off with Justin Timberlake! He's more of a woman than Biel will ever be!