September 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Halo 3 comes out today. For you oldie olsens out there, Halo 3 is a video game. I SAID A VIDEO GAME. Shit, fix your bi-focals already. A VIDEO GAME! You know like Pong, but there's more to it now.
Anyway, here's that little twinkie, Zac Efron, at the launch party for Halo 3 last night. You know I don't think he's gay. I don't think he's even male. I don't even think he's female! He's just too precious and fragile. He's like a roll of Charmin Ultra Soft. FUCK! Quick! Hide him from Britney before she tears him into a hundred pieces and wears him!
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