They Both Stink
September 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Diddy's stupid ass challenged other celebrity perfumes to a "smell-off." He said, “I send out a challenge…I challenge all of my female counterparts that have fragrances…that my fragrance is better than theirs. I’m a man and I know how women should smell!”
Mimi isn't hearing that. She responded to Diddy's challenge. “I heard about this competition, and I wish Puff all the best with his new fragrance, but I think we're actually appealing to different types of women. M by Mariah Carey is about being unforgettable, not unforgivable. It’s not about a ménage à trois or a one night stand, it’s for the woman who wants the man to fall in love with her immediately, stay in love, and treat her like royalty.”
So is Mimi telling me that all I have to do is roll on down to the Rite-Aid, pick up some of her cheap ass lamb piss on discount, spray that shit all over and it will immediately get a man to fall in love with me and treat me like Grace Kelly?
But wait….is she telling me that Diddy's perfume will get me a threesome?
Ok, I'm going with Diddy. Sorry two dicks are better than one.
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