September 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad spoke to Columbia University this afternoon and he declared that his country was homo-free!
He said, "In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have it."
The audience booed him.
No homos in Iran?! Where do they get their clothes? Who does their hair? Who does their make-up? Who decorates their homes? Who is on TV?
Send me to Iran. I'll sniff out the homos and by sniff out the homos I mean I'll let my a-hole do the walking.
He's sort of hot, eh? Shameless I am!