She’s Stronger Than Me

September 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Ashanti said she went on the Master Cleanser detox this past Summer to drop some weight to promote her new movie "Resident Evil: Extinction." She said she did it for a week and lost about 8lbs.
"I did the lemon-pepper-maple syrup diet for seven days. "When I got really hungry, I ate fruit. I lost eight pounds and kept it off." 
UGH! That shit is so nasty. I said a couple of days ago that I tried that shit and I had to stop after two days. I was going to shit out my stomach and that can't be good.
Basically, the Master Cleanser consists of drinking this lemon, maple syrup, cayenne pepper and water mixture all day. You can drink it hot or cold, but you can't eat any solid food. You also speed shit up (literally) by drinking a salt water mixture and laxative tea in the morning and night.
Nothing made me want a deep fried cheeseburger more than that fast. I had to stop, because my dog was starting to look like a delicious Thanksgiving feast. His eyes told me that I had to stop.
Ashanti is stronger than me.
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