Hannah Montana Is Pregnant?! UPDATE: No She’s Not!

September 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
What the hell is going on?! A teen gossip magazine called J-14 is reporting that 15-year-old Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus, is knocked up! They quote Billy Ray Cyrus' daughter as saying:

Yes, sadly it's true. Miley herself confirmed the pregnancy rumors during a J-14 interview. 'I'm going to take good care of my baby. I've already gained 7 pounds. I was in real shock when it happened accidentally. I went a little too far. I'm sorry to all of my fans'," the magazine reported her as saying.

"While Miley is still planning on going on tour for her new solo cd, she's currently filming the series finale of 'Hannah Montana'. Even though she's keeping hush about who's the father. Miley's parents are very disappointed in her: 'Whatever's meant to happen will happen. I guess it was meant to be this way."

This wouldn't surprise me if it turned out to be true. Why you ask? Because she's a Disney star! Disney breeds the best sluts in the world! They must have the magic touch. Mickey Mouse is such a perve!

This shit is too good to be true though! Billy Ray Cyrus' 15-year-old Disney star daughter gets pregnant?! That's what dreams are made of.

Until she confirms it with something other than a no-name teen magazine, I will not believe it. Seriously, Disney would make her get an abortion anyway. They probably have a clinic for these things on-site! Donald Duck performs them. I always knew he had an interest in medicine!

UPDATE – She's not knocked up. Click here to see the photoshopped and original version of her quote. 

 
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