September 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Scientist Patrick Mallucci said he spent many hours looking at pictures of topless models and celebrities in order to figure out what the perfect pair of breasts look like. Patrick said the perfect breast has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.
Based on his theory, model and reality star Caprice has the best pair while Posh has the worst. Not surprising. He will present his findings at the Breast Enlargement Conference in London this week. He hopes it will help plastic surgeons.
He said it's all about nipple and breast proportion and position.
"The ideal is a 45 to 55 per cent proportion – that is the nipple sits not at the half-way mark down the breast, but at about 45 per cent from the top."
I'm not a scientist and I could've told you Posh has the worst breasts in the world! Those things look like two turtles snuggling.
Source: Daily Mail
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