Ugh! Now Her Chichis Will Deflate!

September 22, 2007 / Posted by:
I'm happy that Salma Hayek finally popped her baby out, but I pray those magnificent chichis will not go down! They are the eighth world wonder! 
After being knocked up for 10 million years, Salma Hayek finally gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Salma and her rich as hell pepaw boyfriend, François Henri Pinault, have named her Valentina Paloma Pinault.
It's her first brat and his third. The two are engaged, but no word yet on when they are going to make it legal. Who cares about getting married now?! Salma's set now that she's had his child. I say leave his old ass and go live on a farm with Penny Cruz. That way you can bump ginas all day and all night without a bother!
Congrats to Salma! Valentina is a beautiful name although I'm a little sad she didn't name her Chichi.
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