That’s A Relief!

September 22, 2007 / Posted by:
Imagine Charlotte Church giving birth? Bitch's screams probably peeled the paint right off the walls. Ugh and I bet you she had massive meat farts during birth. Meat farts are when your gas smells like steak! Delicious.
Anyway, Charlotte finally popped one out yesterday morning. She gave birth to a baby girl weighing in at almost 7lbs. It has been reported that Char used a birthing pool as well as the assistance of two midwives. She gave birth at her farm in Wales.  
This is her first child with boyfriend Gavin Henson.
The baby girl's name has not been announced, but Char has said in the past she would name her Ava.
I feel less bloated knowing she's finally given birth. She looked like the Goodyear Blimp! Congrats to Char and I can't wait for the annoying comments from her that will surely follow!  
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