But Is The Beard Ok?

September 22, 2007 / Posted by:
In case you haven't heard, George Clooney busted his ass in a motorcycle accident yesterday afternoon in NYC. Ok he didn't bust his ass, but he busted his rib. Clooney and his girlfriend, Sarah Larson, were injured when his bike hit another car on a road across the Hudson River.
Clooney was treated for a broken rib and scrapes while Sarah was treated for a broken foot at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen. They were released later yesterday.
His spokeswhore issued this statement, "He's doing fine. He has a broken rib, it's very painful and it'll take a long time to heal." 
The accident is currently being investigated.
Clooney is in town filming "Burn After Reading" with Brad Pitt and Frances McDormand. His recovery will not affect production.
Georgie, while your beard is recovering you're going to need a good nurse. While I don't have the technical skills required to be a proper medical nurse, I have mastered the only skill that is truly required: ass to mouth. 
Get better Georgie and take care of that beard!
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