September 21, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jennifer Lopez is currently in London promoting her new album "Brave" and before arriving at the Dorchester Hotel she faxed over just a couple of things a girl might need while she's away from home. Here's her list:
2 Humidifiers2 FansRoom temp must always be at 80F2 Extension cords and power adaptersCandles by Jo Malone in Lime or Grapefruit3 Wardrobe racks with hangersSteamer, iron, ironing boardWhite or red rosesSoft baked chocolate chip cookiesSour cream and onion chipsRegular chipsFruit plattersVeggie plattersPlain M&MsSunflower seedsRitz crackersDentyne IceSpicy Brown MustardMayoPenta or Smart water (room temp)Caffeine Free Regular CokeDiet CokeRedbullCoors Lite (bottled only)Gatorade
There's a bunch other crap on the list from brands of ketchup to coffee brands. You know in her defense if I was rich and famous I'd probably ask for a lot more. You know like midget hookers, condoms in red only (blue clashes with my skin tone), In N' Out flown in, Persian kittens in grey ONLY, Airwick candles, Boone's farms wine in every flavor and baby wipes (you never know when T.Howard is going to make a visit).
Oh and what is JLo thinking with Coors?! That shit tastes like rat jizz…..so I've heard, shut up! I wouldn't stoop that low or would I?
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