Just A Few Little Things

September 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Jennifer Lopez is currently in London promoting her new album "Brave" and before arriving at the Dorchester Hotel she faxed over just a couple of things a girl might need while she's away from home. Here's her list:
2 Humidifiers
2 Fans
Room temp must always be at 80F
2 Extension cords and power adapters
Candles by Jo Malone in Lime or Grapefruit
3 Wardrobe racks with hangers
Steamer, iron, ironing board
White or red roses
Soft baked chocolate chip cookies
Sour cream and onion chips
Regular chips
Fruit platters
Veggie platters
Plain M&Ms
Sunflower seeds
Ritz crackers
Dentyne Ice
Spicy Brown Mustard
Penta or Smart water (room temp)
Caffeine Free Regular Coke
Diet Coke
Coors Lite (bottled only)
There's a bunch other crap on the list from brands of ketchup to coffee brands. You know in her defense if I was rich and famous I'd probably ask for a lot more. You know like midget hookers, condoms in red only (blue clashes with my skin tone), In N' Out flown in, Persian kittens in grey ONLY, Airwick candles, Boone's farms wine in every flavor and baby wipes (you never know when T.Howard is going to make a visit).
Oh and what is JLo thinking with Coors?! That shit tastes like rat jizz…..so I've heard, shut up! I wouldn't stoop that low or would I? 
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