God Has Responded!

September 21, 2007 / Posted by:
 
The other day I wrote about Senator Ernie Chambers from Nebraska who sued God in order to prove that anyone can sue anybody for any reason.
 
Well, God has responded! A court clerk said that all of a sudden God's response appeared on his counter.
 
Ernie sued God among others things for "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."
 
God has disputed his claim on the grounds that he is immune from earthly laws. God's response read, "I created man and woman with free will and next to the promise of immortal life, free will is my greatest gift to you,"
 
God left a contact number of his lawyers in Corpus Christi, Texas. He also listed St. Michael the Archangel as his witness.
 
Don't you love that this is what lawmakers are doing with our time and money?  How do I sign up for one of those jobs? They get to play games all day! It's like being in preschool again! 
 
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Thanks Kelli
 
 
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