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September 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Maureen McCormick aka Marcia Brady claims she did lesbionic things with Jan Brady aka Eve Plumb back in the day. Maureen will details her sexual experiences with Eve in her new tell-all which doesn't hit stores until 2008.
A source told The National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."
Is anything sacred anymore?! Next thing they are going to tell me is that Rosie the Robot and Jane Jetson ate each other's muffins.
You know when Jan was getting off she shouted "Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!" I know, but someone had to go there.
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