To Dane Or Not To Dane
September 20, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The other day I told some bitch that I thought Dane Cook was a hot piece of Spam. They basically threw up in my ear and said how he's so fucking annoying and how nothing about him is hot. This confused me, because what's not to love?
A little douche every now and again doesn't hurt and I mean that both figuratively and literally. Especially the gays. Douche your shit once and while. You can use an ear wax plunger. So I've heard!
Here's Dane with Jessica Alba last night at the premiere of their movie "Good Luck Chuck."
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