September 20, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Paris Hilton's heart is almost as giving as her vagina. Paris is a changed woman and is out to save the world. Paris says that she has so many clothes she plans to donate them all to children's orphanages.
She said, "I have, like, a million clothes and more than 500 pairs of shoes, so I'm going to give a bunch of them to orphanages and children's hospitals. I never wear something twice."
I have a better idea Paris. Instead of endagering the lives of thousands of children with your skank ridden clothes. I think you should sell them all to Oscar De La Hoya. I've seen his outfits and girlfriend needs a makeover. The shoes might be a little too big for him, but he can make do.
Below is Paris during the past few days looking like she dressed in the dark. Is that chihuahua with her Bit Bit?! Save Bit Bit!
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