Looking To Get Me The Perfect Gift?
September 20, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Why does Jordan have a book out about taking care of ponies? At first I thought it said "Katie Price's Perfect Poon" and I know that had to be a mirage, because there's nothing perfect about that poon. Also, why do I want to buy this? The synopsis sold me:
Katie Price rode her first pony when she was seven, had a pony on loan at the age of eleven and has always had horses in her life since those days. Now, based on personal hands-on experience, Katie's pony care gift book covers everything you need to know about looking after a pony – from mucking out a stable, to plaiting ribbons and bows into a mane to get a really special effect for a show. For Katie's ponies aren't just looked after superbly; they also get Katie's unique ideas to make them really cool too.
If you substitute the words "pony and horses" with the word "dick" it makes more sense.
Source: Heat
Thanks Darren
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