Homewrecker!!!!!

 

First of all, that man in the picture has nothing to do with this story. I just like polar bears and that one looks friendly.

 

Anyway, Lindsay Lohan struck up a friendship with Tony Allen of the band "Dead Stays Alive" while they were in rehab together in Utah. He has already denied that the two have been doing sex times in rehab. His wife however is singing a different tune.

 

Tony is married to British heiress Stephanie Allen. Stephanie's family founded Linpac Packaging and they are worth over $1 Billion. Stephanie is also mother to Tony's twin 8-month-old daughters. Friends of the heiress say she's already kicked him out of the house.

 

A source said, "She's has had it, period. They tried forever to have kids. She went through IVF three times and suffered two miscarriages, and when they finally got two beautiful babies, he hooks up in rehab with a girl half his age."

"He is trying to live out this rock star fantasy at 40. All Stephanie wanted was for him to be a good husband and father."

 

Blohan is due to be released from rehab on or about October 15th. White Oprah said she plans to travel to Europe and "study." Study the herbs of Amsterdam I'm sure.

 

Tony is still sticking with his story that they aren't fucking. "We're great friends. We share a common affliction, and we just talk about life sometimes."

 

Yeah, they talk life while she sucks his dick. Speaking of…have you ever talked with peen in your mouth? It's good fun. Try saying your ABCs.

 

And I believe this story. Nobody can deny the firecrotch and now Tony can kiss the millions and millions goodbye!  

 

Source