Give It A Bone!

September 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are still fighting. Denise's call girl ass asked a judge to protect her kiddies from Charlie. He fought back by saying Denise doesn't own their children. Good comeback.
Denise's attorney said, "She believes that Charlie has significant personal issues which he has failed to address and which require her to take action to protect her children. This is not a vindictive action. Any responsible parent in Denise's shoes would go to the ends of the Earth to protect her children." 
The filed papers indicate that Denise is concerned about Charlie's attraction to underaged girls as well as his "illicit behavior" on the internet including showing his dick and bits to people he's chatting with.
Um…why haven't we seen these pictures? I wouldn't be opposed to seeing some Charlie Sheen peen. I'm sure it's heavily damaged due to all the action it's gotten with skanky hookers. A peen's a peen though.
Charlie denied her accusations and said, "The truth will prevail. It always does." 
They need to learn a thing or two from Brit and KFed about how to put together a truly theatrical and dramatic custody battle. This shit is boring. 
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