Aretha Franklin Wants You To Maintain The Sexy
September 20, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Empress Aretha was one of the guests at last night's fragrance launch party for Diddy's latest. Diddy is so confident in his new women's perfume "Unforgettable Woman" that he has challenged his female counterparts to a smell-off.
He said, "I am going to challenge my female counterparts, from J.Lo, Mariah (Carey), Sarah Jessica Parker to Gwen Stefani that my fragrance is better than theirs. I am a man, and I know how a woman should smell."
Yeah…yeah Diddy. You're the King of Everything. We know. However, I'm much more interested in knowing what a Terrence Howard perfume would smell like. I mean he's the one that really, really cares about hygiene and scents. I'm guessing it would be a mixture of rubbing alcohol, baby powder, crazy pills, gun powder and ammonia. Fragrant!
Aretha is so hot that I can't take it. I just want to nap in her bosom forever and ever.
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