She Just Wants Some Ice Cream

September 19, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears created yet another media frenzy when she went out to get some ice cream and new eyeglasses in Malibu yesterday. Homegirl looked depressed probably because she had to trade her Sea Breezes in for ice cream now that she's getting booze and drug tested twice a week. 
Brit has also replaced her lawyer yet again. This is the second time this week. Sorrell Trope will now be her law bitch.  
He said, "Yes, it's true Ms. Spears quit Melvin Goldsman's firm, but we haven't been officially retained yet."
Stick to the ice cream, fix the rat's nest on your head, keep the eyeglasses on, take your meds and you should be alright Brit. 
Wait….did she get new boots?! Stop the presses!  
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