It’s In The Script!

September 19, 2007 / Posted by:
OK! Magazine is reporting that those two little twinkies, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, are no longer fake dating. They claim while Zac was in Europe promoting "Hairspray" she was in Hollywood "canoodling' with a much older man. When someone asked Vanessa where Zac was she apparently threw a fit and said to not mention his name. Please…..this whole thing has been scripted from the beginning.
1) Two co-stars start dating to help the buzz of their shit hole TV movie
2) Gay rumors start about one of them to help lift his profile among the loyal homos
3) Nude pics of the other surface, because people were starting to forget who the hell she was
4) The two twinkies split
5) She gets a DUI, puts out a sex tape and becomes the next Lohan
6) He makes a few shitty movies and everyone forgets about him
With all that being said, I love their matching pouts in that photo above. They totally coordinated that. "Ok! 1…2….3….pout!"
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