It’s Chrissy Bitch

September 19, 2007 / Posted by:

File this under: I saw this coming a mile away! The most famous Britaloonie in the world, Chrissy Crocker, has inked a deal to possibly star in his own reality TV show. 44 Blue Productions will develop a docusoap around the 19-year-old Tennessee native who lives with his grandparents.

Chrissy shot to International fame for his LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE youtube which already has 8 million hits.

44 Blue said, “It’s going to pretty much be the ‘Chris Crocker experience. We consider him a rebel character that people will find interesting. He’s going to be a TV star.”

If this isn’t reason to cancel TV altogether I don’t what is. From Drew Barrymore in Grey Gardens to this, the time has come to bid farewell to our beloved tube. It’s been a good run and I’ll miss you, but you shouldn’t humiliate yourself anymore.

You know I’m still going to watch this show. Yeah, I hate myself that much.


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