September 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Queen Jacko is currently in NYC to be shot for Italian Vogue. Covergirl! It's already been reported that it takes 3 hours to fix his wig before he's decent enough to go out. It takes a long time to look that good.
Jacko isn't the only one in his family wearing wigs. Homegirl took her 3 kids to see "The Lion King" on Broadway Sunday night and witnesses were a little perplexed at how the children were dressed. Witnesses told Page Six the kids were wearing costumes more elaborate than the ones onstage. They were also wearing wigs and baseball caps.
After the show, Jacko introduced his 3 as Paris, Prince and Blanket. That's a really hot name for an 80s Electro group. Blanket's my favorite.
After taking pictures with the cast, Jacko all of a sudden ran out with his 4 bodyguards. "His face was totally white, he had his wig on, sunglasses and these absolutely wacky pants. It was surreal. There were four bodyguards."
Who is keeping tabs on these poor children. They are going to be ten shades of fucked up when they get older. I'd be surprised if Jacko even lets them talk English! They probably talk like some Nell shit. Chicka Chicka Chickabee! T'eeeea in the win!
Where's CPS when you need em?
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