It’s In The Water

September 18, 2007 / Posted by:
JLo is the latest knocked up celebrity according to InTouch Weekly. JLo has said in the past how much she wants kids and blah…blah…blah… Her wish has come true!
An insider told the weekly that JLo had ultrasound on September 12 in NYC. They said, “The test calculated that she was about 12 weeks pregnant. She’s due in the spring.”
38-year-old JLo has been trying to get knocked up for the past two years. She apparently finally tried in vitro fertilization which may have given her twins. The doctor isn't sure if she's carrying one or two babies.
The insider also said that JLo is waiting to make an official announcement, because she has miscarred in the past and knows that the first few weeks are crucial.
JLo and her husband Skeletor are due to tour together through the fall until November. 
Skeletor's sperm works! What a miracle.
Her ass is going to get HUGE!!!!!!!! Goodyear blimp size! She should carry her babies in there, it's safer. JLo's ass is a safe house.  
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