Horror Sex

September 18, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Fat-mouthed Jordan has compared her sex life with wifey Peter Andre to a horror movie. In the past Jordan has been very open about her sex life comparing Peter's dick size to a cable TV remote control and talking about how maybe one day she'll shit in front of him.
 
This time she said, "Pete is the sicko, not me. I'm an extremist. Have you seen the film Hostel? Our sex life is like that."
 
What the hell does that mean? Actually, makes sense to me! Jordan's coochie cat is like an open, bloody wound and Pete runs from it like a screaming girl in fright whenever he sees it.  
 
 
Source – Image: Splash 
Thanks Lucinda 
 
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