September 18, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Senator Ernie Chambers of Nebraska filed a lawsuit against God last week for causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." Ernie isn't a religious person and has even criticized Christians in the past.
Ernie filed his lawsuit in response to another lawsuit that he thinks is stupid, basically. Ernie's trying to make the point that anyone can sue anyone for any reason. DUH! Don't we know this already.
Can you say "time on your hands?"
However, this has given me an idea! We should all file a class action lawsuit against Britney, Paris, Lindsay, Nicole, Tom, Katie, Posh, Becks, Angie, Brad and whoever else for forcing us to deal with their nonsense and drama day in and day out. We'd totally win and then we can finally retire.
Ernie for President!
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