Time To Retire

September 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Jordan thinks she's lost the "sexy" and is terrified that her public think she's turning into a boring housewife. She's apparently desperate to bring back her raunchy persona that made her famous in the first place.
A source said, "She knows she hasn't got the same sex appeal for the men's magazines that she used to have. Not long ago they were all desperate to have her on the front cover, but recently the calls seem to have dried up."
Dried up along with her vag!
"She loves the 'Jordan' character she created, but is now worried she is destined to be perceived as a boring housewife for the rest of her career."
Jordan has tried to get Peter Andre to come out with her to spice up their images. "Jordan loves being wined and dined and being taken out, but it isn't happening enough for her anymore."
Time to retire Jordan! You've had a good run, but at 29 you're getting up there. Yeah, 29. It still boggles my mind. Bitch is lying. Her implants are 29, but she's definitely a good 40.
Those magazines need to put Harvey on their covers. Screw Jordan. 
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