September 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The paparazzi captures a rare public outing of Paris Hilton's two closest party pals, Gonorrhea and Syphilis. – Anonymous IT Monkey
We found them trapped in the closet at the Travolta mansion. We're not really sure what they are or where they came from, but they're happy to be free. – Tonic Bitch
Imagine the look on the poor mom's face when she realized that $10 for an appearance by Mr. Crab and Squidward at her kid's party was too good to be true. – Deboraha253
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