September 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
ETonline is reporting that the FBI are currently investigating a possible hit that was put on KFed! WTF?! Who would want to kill that douche! Only one person I can think of….
The LAPD and the FBI are currently in the process of contacting KFed to let him know about the threats. ETonline claims they've been working on the story for two months. The FBI and the LAPD would neither confirm nor deny. Hmmm….let's round up the suspects!
1: Brit Brit
2: Chester the Cheetah (for messing with his girl)
4: Shar Jackson
5: Chrissy Crocker
I bet you it's KFed himself! He's going to frame Britney. That's who this secret witness is. The secret witness is going to say Brit hired him to take out KFed! Yeah, I've been watching way too much Damages on FX.
UPDATE – The FBI denied they are investigating threats. The LAPD said they have investigated a possible threat in the past, but that case is closed. Boooring!