September 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Paris Hilton was photographed leaving the Ivy last night with a new, little thing. He sure is pretty, but you know what that means. Dumb as HELL.
Poor boy, he probably has no idea what's about to him. One night in Paris will leave you with a lifetime of itching.
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