Just Another Day In The Life Of Wino

September 17, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Amy Wino was spotted getting out of a taxi in London using a rag to cover up a cut on her hand. Witnesses say her blood was dripping on her ballet slippers and on the sidewalk.
 
A witness said, "Her hand looked to be in a right state, she was tightly gripping it with a piece of material but you could still see the wound."
 
Nothing new here, but where's the beehive?! No wonder she's bleeding. She doesn't have the powers of the rat's next to heal her.
 
In other Wino news, the producers of the next Bond movie have apparently stopped talks with her about performing the next film's theme. Wino was said to be the frontrunner and producers even wanted her to make a cameo.
 
A source said that producers are no longer interested due to all the reports about her drug use, self-injury and domestic violence. I say they should use it. Make her a Bond girl! She'd be the most interesting Bgirl ever. Her name can be Heroina Shootupalot.
 
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