Banned Britney Losing Kids Today?
September 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
According to FoxNews Britney Spears could lose full custody of SPF and JJ as early as this morning due to a "secret witness" that lawyer Gloria Allred is presenting to the court. I thought this "secret witness" was already told by the judge to get lost? FoxNews reports that this isn't true and that he will testify this morning. Other media outlets have reported this witness as being a man that worked for Britney in the past.
Gloria said, “You may recognize him as we walk into court. But maybe not. He is not famous. He’s just someone who’s concerned about the kids.”
Gloria is so full of shit. This witness is Chester the Cheetah! We all know it and he only has nice things to say about Brit!
If Brit does lose the kiddies today she can't drown her sorrows in a Mimosa at the Chateau Marmont. Apparently, she's been banned. The Sun reports that Brit Brit was banned from the Hollywood hotel after guests in the restaurant demanded she be kicked out.
They claim Brit was smearing food all over her face. I'm not making this up.
A source said, “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint. Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behaviour was totally unacceptable.”
"She constantly looked out of it when she came in and the guests began to make noises. The hotel acted before she made a huge scene. No one wants to be banned from staying at the Chateau."
But that's how she eats! How rude to penalize someone for something they can't handle!
If Britney loses her kids today expect her to finally lose her shit. I mean that literally, because she will probably take a shit and then smear it all over the court walls. That's what crazy people do!
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