The World’s Hottest Midget

September 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Tom Cruise has been voted "The Sexiest Little-Man" in a British poll. 5'7" topped or should I say bottomed the list of the hottest celebrity midgets. Tom beat out a bunch of people I don't know, because most of them are British celebrities. Looks like the competition wasn't that stiff. Here's the list, you can click on their name to see pictures of their short asses:
1. Tom Cruise
2. Richard Hammond
3. Mark Owen
4. Lewis Hamilton
5. Jamie Cullum
6. James McAvoy
7. Michael Owen
8. Kelly Jones
9. Declan Donnelly
10. Robert Carlyle 
Tom Cruise is the not sexiest anything! Not even the sexiest alien. That goes to Rihanna. I mean even that troll Elijah Wood is sexier than Tom Cruise. I'd even rather get danced on by Verne Troyer than Tom Cruise! Wacked.
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