Sign Of The Apocalypse: A Paves/Simpson Baby!

September 14, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Jessica Simpson has recently talked openly about wanting children and possibly adopting. Sources tell More Magazine that Jess is planning to get turkey basted by her hair stylist and my personal favorite weavemaster, Ken Paves aka The Paves.
 
A source (which I'm guessing is just some bum down the street, because this story is too good to be true) said:
 
"She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been. Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea. However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months."
 
A Paves/Simpson baby would be stellar. Jessica would pop out a bag full of fake hair and she'd wear it proudly and sell it on HSN!
 
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