It’s Just Not Hot Anymore
September 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
In the past shirtless pictures of Matthew McConaughey in action would've sent signals to my loins. It's just not the same anymore after a few of you alerted me to the fact that his arms barely fall past his waist. How the hell is he supposed to hit it from the back if he can't even hold on? I guess I could give him a fucking balancing pole. That's some circus shit.
Here's McConagay looking like a T-Rex chasing a Stegosaurus in Malibu yesterday.
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