Imaginary Marriages Are The Way To Go

September 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend say they are husband and wife even though they've never gotten married. The two wear wedding rings even though nothing's official.
Stuart said, "I didn't do a church wedding or anything, but we're married. We're husband and wife. We love each other and we want to spend our lives together. We didn't have a ceremony, I don't need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there's no big official story on a wedding, but we are married. … I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband."
This is the way to do it. Imaginary marriages equal imaginary divorces and maybe even imaginary children! That's the life. Oh and I'm "married" to George Clooney, he just doesn't know it yet. I wear a ring and everything.
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