Hips DO Lie

September 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Yesterday I posted a story about how Zahara Jolie-Pitt needed hip surgery, because her hips don't work or something. Well, that was all a lie or so they say. Her hips DO lie.
Brad's rep said, "It's not true, and I told the magazine that printed it – but they chose to run it anyways." I feel so violated.
Great, now I have to spend my Friday night taking down my prayer shrine to Z's hip.
It looks like Angie and Brad only carry her around, because Z owns their asses.
I'm only telling you this, because I have nothing else to tell you. Slow. I say we eff all this and go and get drunk. It's after 12 which makes it OK.
Thanks Snowpiece for the tip!
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