Time’s A Wasting!

September 13, 2007 / Posted by:
Heath Ledger is wasting no time in getting himself some ass after splitting from Michelle Williams. Shit! She has no ass, so I don't blame him. Heathie has been seen "canoodling" Helena Christensen all over NYC. The two were caught making out through dinner and they even attended an event together where Heath held her purse (off-topic: hold your tongue and say purse) while she was doing interviews.
Heath is 28 and Helena is 38.
Helena was my favorite supermodel back in the day, beause she looked like a damn boy. She's not aging too well! He's prettier than she is, but I'm sure she does the sex better than Michelle.  
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