September 13, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe basically thinks she's the Messiah of Fashion. She told The New York Times Magazine that she's more influental than Vogue editor, Anna Wintour.
Chupa said, "Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say I’m more influential. As great as it is, Vogue won’t change a designer’s business. But if an unknown brand is worn by a certain person in a tabloid, it will be the biggest designer within a week.”
Chupa apparently makes $6,000 a day to make girls look like old ladies.
Chupa needs some virgin blood stat, because the lack of it is making her brains turn to mush. The Wintour has probably already made a call to the gay mafia to take care of Chupa. By take care of her I mean invite her to a dinner at Outback Steakhouse, fatten her up so the fashion industry will never talk to her again!
Ewww…can you imagine a fat Chupa?
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