The Madness!!!!

 

When will this Britney madness ever end?! Maybe Brit is like this master genius and she effed up her performance on purpose, because she knew people would talk about it for weeks, tear her a part, then feel sorry for her which would make them buy her album and then BAM! She's back. Yeah, probably not.  

 

I mean look at this video. Someone at least spent a few hours examining and putting this shit together. They think that Brit broke her heel and that's the reason for her shitty performance. I mean look at this video! What the hell? After examining her fucking heel for a few hours wouldn't you tell yourself "Um…..maybe I should get out more?" Oh and the heel was not the cause of it.

 

UsWeekly reports that after seeing herself on the screen Brit said, "Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!" Funny, we were probably thinking the same thing at the same time. We're like twins! There are reports that MTV wanted Brit to wear a corset, but she refused it. She apparently wanted to look "extra sexy."

 

People reports that Britney wanted Ken Paves' assistants to do her hair since both are female and she likes to have women around. Dyke! When Ken himself showed up Brit didn't like it causing him to bail out on her. His rep said, "Ken made the professional decision not to do her hair for the VMAs." She can kiss that fag goodbye for life! Nobody turns down The Paves!

 

I'm surprised Nancy Grace hasn't devoted a whole hour to this shit. I mean, when is it going to end?! I even dream about this. It's making me feel sorry for her and I can't stand that feeling. It's not natural!