September 11, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Madge was spotted leaving London's Claridges Hotel yesterday carrying around the Purple Penetrator strap-on. Most likely this is being used on Guy Richie, but Madge should consider letting Guy use it on her. Bitch is uptight and needs a little loosening up. Maybe that will make her fun again. Yeah, probably not. Even the Tower of London being shoved up her ass couldn't loosen it up.
Poor Guy, but judging by the look on his face he knows what's coming next.
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