LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!

September 11, 2007 / Posted by:

You bitches love a good Britaloonie! I woke up this morning to see my inbox used and abused with this video from YouTube star Chris Crocker. Chris is a 19-year-old Britaholic that uses YouTube and MySpace to demonstrate his love for Britney Spears. In this clip above Chris asks the world to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Chris is seriously losing it! He swears those are real tears and he’s not acting. I’m a skeptical bitch, so I’m just not sure. This just brings back memories of Loneygirl15.

If homegirl is crying then that’s some serious waterproof mascara and eyeliner he’s rocking. If Chris is being truthful, it’s not that serious! Britney will get over it. She will crawl back on the cheeto train and keep on truckin’ or is it keep on munchin’?

It’s also nice to put a face to all of the crazy Britaloonie e-mails I’ve been getting and yeah this is exactly how I pictured them!

And just for you Chris I will not be mean to Britney for one whole day, being today. That’s seriously asking a lot. That’s like asking for my left nut. Well…not exactly, because I give that to anybody…..

P.S. – You might want to turn the volume down when you play this video, because bitch can wail!

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