Noooo RiRi Nooooo!!!
September 10, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The Alien Princess and the Queen of the VMAs, Rihanna, denied that she was dating Shia LaDouche last night. But….MediaTakeOut reports that she went home with Justin Timberfuck at the end of the night.
A source said, "Justin and Rihanna were hanging out and [talking] for a while. Then they both got up all nonchalant and left together … It was crazy because Jessica [Biel] was there and she was looking all over for [Justin] … Poor girl."
I'm going to choose to not believe this. RiRi wouldn't mess with that doofus. He's soo….dorky and not cute dorky, just straight-up dorky.
I can't blame JT for wanting to tap that though. He probably got sick of being manhandled by She-Hulk Biel.
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